Friday Night!

So this Friday night, (yesterday at this point) Sassy, Jay, Lex and I went out with some friends. The night started out that we were supposed to go bowling. We were picking up 3 friends and then meeting some at the bowling alley. But being the ones we are things had to be funny. So in the trunk we put chain and a pillow case. Our first stop was to pick up my pocket sized friend who shall be known as Lieutenant. But she is quite difficult and told me before hand that she would only get in the car if I had cheese fries ready for her. Royal farms made $6.98 from me.
In case you were wondering we didn't use the pillow case and chain on Lieutenant. I didn't get a chance because the element of surprise was ruined by an unnaturally annoying individual. Ok, so that's a nice way of putting it. Lieutenant's sister saw me. Actually her sister scared me. I went to the front door and before I could do anything her sister jumped out at me and made a loud noise and funny face through the glass in the center of their fancy front door. It startled me, and as much as I hate to admit it, made me appreciate her sister (whom I usually dislike) just a little bit there for second. But only a second. :)
Next was my Wacky Wednesday friend. Since this was the first time ever going to pick her up at her house we ended up lost once or twice. Ok, I'lll be honest we missed like five turns and got lost twice. And to be honest with you, it was my fault. Or well technically Sassy's, he was the one that let me have the map. (We aren't that old fashioned it was the map app on the phone.) But when we finally found Wednesday's house we didn't use the chain on her either. It might not have gone over well with her dad who had never met us before that point. But we were determined to use that chain and pillow case.
Last to be picked up was Lefty. We pulled up to her house and got the chain. We were determined. Lieutenant, Wednesday, and I hid on either sides of the back door to Lefty's house and I knocked. It would be too creepy if we just walked right it. I knew Lefty would answer the door because she knew we were coming to pick her up, but I still waited until I saw her face before I jumped out and put the pillow case over her head. Lieutenant, my best right hand girl jumped right after me and put the chain around her. Wednesday just stood there shaking with laughter. She didn't believe us when we said we were kidnapping Lefty.
After we had Lefty chained and cased we waved to her grandmother and then dragged her out the door. Jay, Sassy and Lex were watching from the house and laughing at us.
After the successful kidnap of Lefty we headed for the bowling alley. We didn't get lost this time though because Sassy took the map. I don't blame him. Now if you think this was the funniest part of our night you are sadly mistaken.
Upon arrival at the bowling alley and meeting up another friend of ours, Eggroll, along with a few other friends of hers and her little cousin we were informed that it was tournament night and there were absolutely no lanes for us to use. Sad Face. But while Eggroll and the others tried to figure out what to do, Lefty, Wednesday, Lex and I ran around the arcade pretending to be dinosaurs, zombies, birds, I was a gnome for a while, some bunny rabbits, and danced like idiots. Eventually Eggroll decided that a movie would be a great alternative to bowling. We thought otherwise. So while the rest of our group got in their cars with the intention of going to a movie, me and my crew got in the car and decided that going from bowling to a movie wasn't really that fun. We ended up at Kmart. Playing hide n seek. Yes, Kmart and hide n seek.
Wednesday was it first and I really appreciate her method. She caught me quite quickly and all she did was insist that I give her my pony tail holder and switch sweatshirts and there she is, looking like me. But she did the same thing with Sassy and Lefty. Lol Wednesday. But when Kmart employees got a little suspicious we decided it was dinner time.
McDonalds doesn't have many positive experiences with these Not So Average Teenagers, but hey you can never get too tired of those chicken nuggets. But this time there wasn't much incident besides seeing that teacher. Which for some of us (Lefty) was actually a good thing. Weirdo.
After McDonalds we decided that going to the mall nearby. This mall though happens to contain 6 things: Radio Shack, nail salon, shoe repair, walker store, an awesome gum ball machine and the pot heads that come to get stoned. NOT US! I swear, we went to go run around for a while. It was fun watching the stoners stare at us while we played tag and acted like idiots. Then we went to Radio Shack and guess what, we acted like idiots there too. The guys working there didn't mind too much until that song came on and Wednesday and I started dancing around. That was when they were like "I think it's time you guys were leaving." Sassy pulled it off as if they were closing and dragged us out of the store. Ah, Sassy. After Radio Shack we went and messed around by the stoners again before heading outside to be idiots in our own way. That was when we started beating Lex up. We started by messing around and play fighting but then we started hitting him where it hurts the most.
When we got too antsy we went to the boardwalk. Yes we live at the beach. The boardwalk was fun and by now its like 9 at night. To give you an idea we picked Lieutenant up at 5 that night. Four hours later we are standing freezing our idiot asses off in the cold. But it was all worth it. We stood on the actual beach for a while after playing hacky sack on the boardwalk and ninja when we got sick of hacky sack. But on the beach we started beating Lex again and each other just a little. Ahh, a night is not complete without throwing your friends flat on their backs at least twice. :)
When the youtube came out with the comedian acts we headed to the car. Brian Reagan will always be my favorite comedian!
We dropped Lex at home and then headed to Lefty to drop her off first. We chained her and sent her in, grabbed some Mountain Dew, watched the last half hour of Criminal Minds with her grandma and then took Wednesday home. Only to find that Wednesday left the keys on her kitchen table. She called her dad and after sitting outside her house for twenty minutes her dad came home and let her in.
Lieutenant was the last to be dropped off. By then Sassy was sound asleep in the back seat. Poor Sassy. Sassy, Jay and I got home just past midnight to find Lex still up on the Xbox even though it was an hour and a half ago that we dropped him off.
Bed time at last, only to remember that I have to be up at 6 the next morning to go to Dover with my Mom. That was a fun morning. Thank You Caffeine!
This adventure was brought to you by Dee, a very non-average teenager.